A Day in the Kingdom Part 1 (Collab Kart Fiction)

NOTE: This is a collab Kart Fiction. I found it buried in my millions of files. Enjoy.

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(Sadly, the part of the roleplay before this got cut out, what happened was Bishop ate my (SirGawain8)'s pizza, I exploded, then fixed everything, then some guy got a mind control ray, then I took it. I might rewrite this part later.)

* Gawain jumps into his house*

Gawain: WOAH A MIND CONTROL RAY

(Written by Pinkiepie445) Pinkiepie445: You want to get rid of this thing right?

Gawain: YEAH I DO

Pinkiepie445: OK GET RID OF IT

Gawain: OK

* Silence*

Pinkiepie445: WHY DIDN'T YOU GET RID OF IT

Gawain: Actually I kind of like it

Gawain: It looks cool

Pinkiepie445: Oh no

(Written by AcceledAcceled) Djgirl: I want chocolate flavored medicine

Pinkiepie445: THAT IS NOT RELATED TO THIS TOPIC

Djgirl: I DON'T CARE

(Written by Pinkiepie445) *Pinkiepie445 invents chocolate flavored medicine*

Djgirl: GOOD

(Written by Pinkiepie445) *Pinkiepie445 Invents choco medicine*

Lehcar: Wait how is this related to the topic again

Gawain: Really who knows

Sussettey: Lol

Ninja: Yeah

Pinkiepie445: There its done

Gawain: Oh wow a choco thing

Pinkiepie445: Yeah

(Written by Iggy) Iggy KK and DS: Swiss cheese medicine! Side effects: speaking in Swiss German,being rich,being mean about Belgian chocolate.

* Silence*

Lehcar: What happened to the mind control ray conversation

Gawain: Welp, at least I have a new mind control ray*

(Written by Lehcar) *Lehcar hides*

(Written by Pinkiepie445) *Pinkiepie445 runs away with spaghetti and chocolate med*

Gawain: WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO

Gawain: AND WHEN THE HECK WAS SPAGHETTI FLAVORED MEDICINE MADE

* Silence*

Gawain: Oh come on guys, when have I EVER mind controlled anyone

* Silence*

Gawain: Ok don't answer that

(Written by Lehcar) Lehcar708: -_-  Where does Gawain keep getting all this stuff? It's TOTALLY not like you've tried to MIND CONTROL THE ENTIRE PLANET before Gawain

Gawain: THAT WAS BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY MY DEEP DISH PIZZA OK

* Lehcar facepalms*

(Written by Iggy) Iggy KK and DS: Pizza meds!

Pinkiepie445: Yep

Gawain: OK WHEN THE HECK WERE YOU ABLE TO MAKE MEDICINE AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

Pinkiepie445: Since...2 minutes ago.

Gawain: Wow your good

Pinkiepie445: Thanks

Gawain: You're welcome

Pinkiepie445: Actually, I'll be right back

Gawain: Where are you goi-

(Written by Pinkiepie445) *Pinkiepie445 Comes back with shield*

Lehcar: YEAH PINKIE GOT A SHIELD NOW WHAT WILL YOU DO GAWAIN

Gawain: OH COME ON I GOT THE MIND CONTROL RAY FROM SOMEONE WHO HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT CAN DO

(Written by Lehcar) Lehcar708: Well it's not like you've tried to MIND CONTROL THE ENTIRE PLANET before Gawain

Gawain: NOT THIS TIME AND I JUST EXPLAINED TO YOU WHY

Lehcar: I DON'T CARE

Gawain: I'M NOT IN MY EVIL STAGE RIGHT NOW

(Written by Lehcar) Lehcar: THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY GAWAIN

Gawain: I'M SORRY OK

Pinkiepie445: Whatever I'm out

(Written by Pinkiepie445) *Pinkie blasts in space anyway*

(Written by Lehcar) Lehcar: MAYBE HE'S TRYING TO TRICK US

Gawain: OH MY GOD DO I HAVE TO PROVE IT TO YOU FINE

* Gawain walks outside*

* Gawain listens to music*

Gawain: SEE? I'M JUST-

(Written by Lehcar) *Lehcar708 is already on a secret fort in outer space*

Gawain: ;-;

* Sad music*

(Written by AcceledAcceled) AcceledAcceled: ITS RAINING STEAK

Gawain: What

AcceledAcceled: YEAH

(Written by Iggy KK and DS) Iggy: MOO

AcceledAcceled: Why are you mooing

Iggy: Just because

* A New User is watching*

Gawain: HI NEW USER WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH PRINCESS WONDERFUL RAIN STEAK

New User: ...Nope I'm out

New User has left the server

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(To be continued)

Note: This was made confusing on purpose.