Ace (Kart Fiction)

That's right a kart fiction about Ace because I write too much HELP

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Ace: Aaah, what a nice day

Pierre: You know, why do we always say that? Whenever we do something happens.

Ace: Who cares

Pierre: Ok then

Ace: Anyways, I'm out of donuts. But I'm too lazy to go get some more.

Pierre: I can help you

Ace: You can-

* Pierre throws Ace to his kart*

Ace: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

* Pierre throws his kart*

Ace: HELP ME

Gawain: Hey Armstrong, how's it going?

Armstrong: I'm doing well, how about you?

Gawain: I'm doing well.

Ram: Hey guys. Wait, who's that down the roa-

Ace: HELP ME

* Gawain, Armstrong, and Ram somehow fall into Ace's kart*

Gawain: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Armstrong: I DON'T KNOW

Ram: WE ARE GONNA CRASH INTO KART DONUTS

Ace: OH NO

Ram: AAAAAAAAAHHH-

* Ace crashes into the store*

Pinewood: Yep. Just another great day at Kart Donuts.

Sussettey: What just-

Gawain: Don't ask

* Ram walks up to the counter*

Pinewood: Hello and welcome to a Kart Donuts that Ace just crashed his stupid kart into

Ace: DON'T.

MAKE.

'''FUN. '''

OF.

MY.

KART.

Pinewood: OK FINE GEEZ

Pinewood: Anyways, what would you like?

Ram: I would like some donuts please

Pinewood: We are out of donuts

Ram: Then why are you still open

Pinewood: By this point, I don't even know, my boss told me to stay here, I wonder where he went

Meanwhile in the void

Pinewood's boss (under mind control): WOAH I WANT TO LIVE HERE FOREVER I WILL OBEY YOUR EVERY COMMAND VOID

Void: How am I talking

Back at that kart Donuts*

Pinewood: Whatever. We do have milkshakes though

Ram: No, we wan-

* Ace throws aside Ram to Gawain, Armstrong and Sussettey*

Gawain, Sussettey, Ram, and Armstrong: AHHHHHHH-

Ace: YES I WILL TAKE THE MILKSHAKES RIGHT NOW

Pinewood: Ok then

* Pinewood gives them to Ace*

Ace: OK THANKS

Pinewood: No problem-AAHHHH

* Ace grabs Sussettey, Pinewood, Gawain, Armstrong, and Ace, and they jump into Ace's kart*

* Ace drives down the streets of Kartville*

Sussettey: How do we all fit in here?

Gawain: Because its Kart Kingdom. There isn't any logic.

Armstrong: Logic ran away during the first day of Kart Kingdom.

Gawain: Remember watching logic running away?

Sussettey: Of course I remember, it was an awkward momen-

* Ace crashes into another Kart Donuts*

Diesel: Oh cmon now

Ace: Hi there

Diesel: Hey yall welcome to Kart Donuts what do you want

Ace: DONUTS. RIGHT NOW

* Ace throws money onto the counter*

Diesel: Ok then *Gives 11 donuts to Ace*

Ace: WHAT I NEED 12

Diesel: Sorry that's how many are left-AAAAA

* Ace grabs Diesel and throws her into the kart*

* They drive*

Gawain: Ok now its getting crowded

Ram: Yeah

Diesel: Eh, I was about to go home anyway.

Armstrong: Ok. THIS TIME don't crash into something

Ace: Got it

* Ace still crashes into another Kart Donuts*

Frostbite: Oh, hello. Why did you crash into the stor-

Ace: ONE DONUT. PLEASE.

* Ace throws the money onto the table*

Ace: THANKS *Grabs Frostbite*

Frostbite: No problem thanks for shopping at-AAAAAAAAA

* Frostbite is thrown into the kart*

* Ace drives back*

Frostbite: WHY DID HE-

Sussettey: Trust me, he does that

Gawain: Yeah

Pierre: Oh there they-

* Ace crashes the kart into a mailbox*

Pierre: ...Are.

Ace: I GOT THE MILKSHAKES AND DONUTS

Pierre: Great!

Diesel: You thinking what I'm thinking..

Gawain: Yeah...

* Pierre, Diesel, Gawain, Sussettey, Armstrong, and Ram slowly walk away*

* Ace grabs them*

Ace: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE BEEN CAPTURED YOU CANNOT ESCAPE

Gawain: OH NO AAAAAAAAAA-

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

And now, we return to, Ace.

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We are sorry, Ace has been cancelled. We hope you enjoyed this. You better have recorded this because the original recording is gonna be burned now, we now return to, KART KINGDOM MATH CLASS.

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I hope you enjoyed this silly kart fiction, and as always,

Gawain