1 Moment Please (Kart Fiction)

Yes. Another story. Help.

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* K, Drew Gus walk into a cafe because we need a funny original plot*

Gus: Hi table for three please

Frostbite: I HATE MY JOB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

K: ...

Frostbite: Sorry, anger issues. Ok, go over where I throw this menu

* Frostbite throws a menu to a random table for three come on do you really think this part will be interesting exciting and funny they are walking to a table for heck's sake of course its going to be boring what did you expect great your still reading this now I need to make a punny joke that isn't Tearable and that makes you tear (Yes its wrong on purpose) up-alright I'll stop*

K: Ok what would you like

Drew: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT wait no that was Pizza Kart's line before they were thrown into the void

Gus: Uh, I'll have a burger

Drew: Same

K: Why does everybody here get burgers literally all the time

Gus and Drew: Frankly who cares

K: Yeah your right.

Princess Wonderful: HI I AM YOUR WONDERFUL TOTALLY NOT ANNOYING WAITER WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE

K: Oh god you again

Princess Wonderful: HEY, I've been improving on not being evil..........

Gus: Two days ago you forced Five to eat steak or be mind controlled and thrown into a basement

Princess Wonderful: I LET HIM GO AFTER SOME TIME

Gus: Yeah your right anyways, me and Drew will get a burger

K: I'll get Kereal

Princess Wonderful: Most cafes don't have Cereal but this is Kart Kingdom so yeah I'll get you some 1 moment please

* Princess Wonderful makes the burgers*

Princess Wonderful: I have the best idea EVER, I'll put steak in K's cereal and make her angry

Energy: Lol 1 minute ago you said you were working on not being evil

Princess Wonderful: SHUT UP

Energy: How about no

* Energy is thrown outside*

Energy: I hate this job

Princess Wonderful: Ok guys here's your food

Drew K and Gus: Thanks

* Princess Wonderful slowly walks away watching*

K: Hey, this cereal has steak in it, I think you made a mistake, here's the cereal back!

Princess Wonderful: Ha ha, it wasn't a mistak-

K: Nonsense, here's the food and a tip now go make the cereal

Princess Wonderful: Oh my god.... Uh-OK SURE YEAH

* Princess Wonderful jumps into the kitchen*

Princess Wonderful: OK NEW PLAN PUT THE STEAK IN DREW'S CEREAL

Energy: Good luck keeping your job

Princess Wonderful: GET OUT

* Energy is thrown by Gawain*

Gawain: Hey buddy, welcome to the people who get kicked outside for no reason at all club, you are our fourth member

KK Mods 2 and 6: Hi

Energy: Welp, hi there

* Princess Wonderful makes the food*

Princess Wonderful: OK GUYS HERE'S YOUR FOOD

Drew Gus and K: Thanks

* K leaves another tip*

Gus: Stop leaving tips

K: I come from Illinois in Illinois literally everybody must give you a tip its the law

Gus: Oh ok

* They eat*

Drew: OH MY GOD.

Gus: What is it Dre-

Drew: SHE

PUT

STEAK

IN

MY

BURGER

K: I'm sure it was an acciden-

Drew: AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Princess Wonderful: OH MY GOD RU-

9 minutes later

K: Did you seriously have to trap Princess Wonderful into a cage and make it rain with pickles

Drew: Yep.

* K facepalms*

K: Poor Princess Wonderful lol

Gus: I know right

K: Yeah

Princess Wonderful: LET ME OUT I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Drew: Rip her

Pickleback: HEY THOSE ARE MY PICKLES GIVE ME BACK MY PICKLES NOW

Drew: OH NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

ANOTHER ORIGINAL ENDING GOES HERE

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Gawain: Hey where's Greg

Greg: RIGHT HERE

Gawain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Greg: '''DO YOU NEED A NEW CAR? HEAD ON OVER TO GREG'S CAR DEALERSHIP SO YOU CAN GET A CARDBOARD KART'''

Gawain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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Thanks for reading this silly Kart Fiction, and as always

---Gawain