Lamp (Kart Fiction)

I really don't know what I'm even writing anymore lol

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(NOTE: I am NOT trying to make fun of the creators and mods of KK. The creators and mods do hard work for Kart Kingdom. This is just a silly kart fiction. ---Gawain)

Ah, what a nice day, the birds are singing, the dogs are barking, and everyone is fighting in Karget

Armstrong: I GRABBED IT FIRST

Ace: I DON'T CARE I NEED THIS HD TV NOW

Armstrong: NO

Ace: YES IT IS MINE I GRABBED IT FIRST

Armstrong: NO I'M THE GUY WHO SAID I GRABBED IT FIRST

Ace: NO I DO NOT BELIEVE YOUR LIES

Armstrong: NO THEY ARE NOT LIES WHAT ARE YOU THINKING Ace: THIS IS DECEMBER I NEED THIS FOR MY FAMILY

Armstrong: LIES YOU GOT THIS A YEAR AGO

Ace: PRINCESS WONDERFUL STOLE IT

AutumnMoon: ARMSTORNG AND ACE FIGHT (GONE WRONG) (WORLD EXPLODED)

Oh yeah and everyone is happy

Bishop: I HATE YOU

Pickleback: YOU TOOK AWAY MY PICKLES IGHFJEIRUTFGDHJUG

Ok mostly everybody

Ok anyways lets start story because story and funny intro story thing please give me my soul back

K: Zzzzzzzzz

* Alarm clock goes off*

K: Zzzzz-NBVFJHBVCHGFVBHCGFVEBHFGV

* K knocks over her lamp*

K: WHAT

K: OH MY GOD I KILLED MY LAMP

Lamp: I'm not even real lol

K: THEN HOW ARE YOU TALKING

Lamp: Good point

K: NOW I NEED TO MAKE A FUNERAL FOR IT

Lamp: Wait wha-

2 hours later

K: TODAY WE HAVE COME TO HONOR LAMP THE LAMP DIED THIS MORING

Luam667: Oh my god is this what I stopped everything for to go to a funeral for a freaking lamp

Lehcar: Actually she kind of threatened to tie up everybody who wouldn't come

* Gawain is tied up in the corner*

Gawain: UFHDJIDUFGVBDJUHHBJDHNJCHNBJHFBXDFH

Wifi67: Why did they tie up his mouth too

Lehcar: He was making horrible jokes again

K: EVERYONE PLEASE SAY GOODBYE TO THE LAMP

* Silence*

Yumms567: Dude you could just buy that from kalmart for 2 kollars

K: I DON'T CARE

Lamp: YOU ARE OFFENDING ME

K: YEAH

Yumms567: Oh my god fine goodbye lamp

Rainbows152973: WHY THE FREAK ARE WE DOING THIS

K: BECAUSE LAMP

Cottoncandy476: Wait guys couldn't we just run away whenever we want to

K: NO DON'T YOU DARE

elizabeth999284: OMG YOUR RIGHT EVERYBODY RUN

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* Everybody even the lamp somehow runs in all directions*

K: HEY GET BACK HERE *Chases the lamp*

Gawain: GUYS WAIT I AM STILL TIED UP HERE ISN'T SOMEBODY GOING TO UNTIE ME!?

* Silence*

Gawain: No? Ok cool

Literally 9 hours later

Gawain: I swear I think by this point I have found the true meaning to life

'''Rip Gawain he just was left tied up onto a wall because K got mad well at least until the next day where some guy walked by with his deep dish pizza and he somehow broke the wall down and screamed at the top of his lungs this part is way too long stop reading it lol'''

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