A Shop (Kart Fiction)

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Meanwhile at Gawain's house

Pinkie: Why are we always at Gawain's house

Bradstormer: Who knows

Elks: Anyways, what shall we do-

* Gawain runs out of the basement*

Gawain: GUYS THE AIR CONDITIONING BROKE

Armstrong: Oh, that isn't a problem

* The house starts burning*

Armstrong: Ok maybe it is a problem

Gawain: OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE THING TO GET RID OF THE FIRE

Armstrong: *Throws a bucket of water at Gawain*

* Gawain uses it*

Fire: NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW AM I TALKIN-

* The fire goes away*

Gawain: Let's go to a shop to get an air conditioner.

Gawain: Right.

Gawain: Now.

Lehcar: Geez, ok

Tp all to A Shop

Lehcar: Ok we are here

* Pickleback walks to the cash register*

* Pickleback rings the bell*

* Pickleback rings it again*

* Pickleback rings it yet again*

* Pickleback rings it for the fourth time*

Pickleback: ...

* Pickleback rings it 99999 times*

Pickleback: WHERE IS EVERYBODY

Worker: Oh my god...

* The worker walks up to Bishop*

* The worker slams his hands on the table*

Worker: WHAT!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?????!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!

Pickleback: Hello yes I would like all your pickles again

Pickleback: Give them to me

Pickleback: Right.

Pickleback: Now.

Worker: *Sighs* Here.

* The worker throws all the pickles at Pickleback*

Pickleback: OK THANK YOU

* Pickleback throws the money at the worker*

* Pickleback runs out the door*

Pickleback: *Screams at the top of his lungs*PICKLES

MechanicEd: Oh my god will you calm down

Pickleback: NO

MechanicEd: Fine then

* Gawain walks up*

Worker: Hello welcome to A Shop what would you like

Gawain: Wait, that's the name of this place?

Worker at A Store: *Sigh* It is...

Lehcar: Well, I typed in "A Store" on the tp ray...

Worker at A Store: Don't judge me, judge my boss

Boss: I LOVE EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Worker at A Store #2: HELP HE'S GOING INSANE AGAIN

Gawain: Whatever, can I have an air conditioner please?

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Elks: Not this again...

Lehcar: *Sigh*

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

Worker: No

Gawain: Please

This went on for some time, until

Worker at A Shop: Fine. Take it.

* The worker makes it appear next to Gawain because Kart Kingdom logic*

* Gawain puts money on the table*

Gawain: Ok thanks bye

Worker at A Shop: NO PLEASE TP ME WITH YOU I HATE THIS PLAC-

* Lehcar tps them back*

Worker at A Shop: 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Boss: OMG STOP

Back at gawain's house*

* Gawain puts the new air conditioner in with Kart Kingdom logic*

Gawain: Ok we are done ya-

* The Microwave breaks*

Gawain: OMG WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

* The lights go out*

Armstrong: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Gawain: I DON'T KNOW

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAA

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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