10 Minutes (Kart Fiction)

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Meanwhile in Starville which is a town now

Djgirl: Ah what a nic-

Aurora: SHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T SAY IT DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT

Djgirl: day

Aurora: NOOOOOOO-

* Djgirl and Aurora are teleported into a radio station by K*

K: HELLO WELCOME TO K RADIO TODAY WE ARE DJGIRL AND AURORA THAT WILL BE IN A QUIZ

Djgirl: Are you kidding me

Aurora: What kind of name is tha-

* K grabs Aurora*

K: Shut up.

K: OK GUYS SO NOW WE ARE GONNA START THIS QUIZ

K: IT WILL BE 10 MINUTES LONG

Aurora: What happens if we lose

K: We suck in your soul and sell it for 5,000 kollars.

Aurora: WHAT

K: UH I MEAN YOU LOSE 5 DOLLARS

Djgirl: OH MY GOD

K: SHHHHHHHH

K: OK ANYWAYS FIRST QUESTION

Djgirl: I didn't sign up for this

Aurora: Nobody did

K: STOP TALKING

K: OK FIRST QUESTION

* K looks at the question*

K: Actually lets skip that one

Aurora: Why

K: Its about if Gawain is funny

Djgirl: Lol he's not funny at all

Gawain: ... ;-;

* Sad music*

K: OK NEXT QUESTION WHO AM I

Djgirl: Literally everybody knows your K

K: THAT'S CORRECT NOW WHAT DOES THE BUNNY GADGET DO

Aurora: K we aren't new to this game

K: Alright fine, what's the blog

* Aurora and Djgirl facepalm*

K: Stop that now or else

Aurora: Its the Kart Kingdom blog, you post comments that never get uploaded there

K: THAT'S CORRECT OK FINAL QUESTION

Djgirl: This was fast

K: WHAT IS THE MEANING TO LIFE

Djgirl: Uh...life?

K: ........OH MY GOD. WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF THAT.

* K goes into a mental breakdown*

Aurora: Um K

K: EVERYTHING IS NOTHING NOTHING IS EVERYTHING ANYTHING IS EVERYTHING EVERYTHING IS ANYTHING PLUS NOTHING MAKES THE UNIVERSE WE DON'T EXIST BUT WE DO WE ARE IN A VOID AN-

Aurora: Great now she sounds like Gawain

Djgirl: Could we actually just walk away

Aurora: I think we actually could

K: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-

* Djgirl and Aurora run away screaming*

Aurora: Well, that was...something.

Djgirl: Isn't everything something?

Aurora: Yeah pretty much

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